The cult classic is back!
In the remake of the 2005 game “Destroy all Human“, you terrorise the inhabitants of the 1950s in the act of the nasty alien Crypto-137.
In the alien action adventure genre, you wipe out the puny humans in the third-person perspective with your acquired alien arsenal of weapons and psychic abilitiies and lay waste to their cities! Harvesting human DNA is essential to save the Furon race from extinction. Support the Furon and cover yourself with a brand new and long expected products: From mousepads and accessories over apparels up to Flip-Flops.
Today it´s time to gear up your merchandise, step forward and enjoy the store!

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Destroy all Humans Mousemat "Crypto and Orthopox"
Details To wreak havoc on the 1950s, you pretty much need the full spectrum between fine precision and brute force. This oversize mousemat has everything you need to deliver just that! Improve your kill count with it. ...
Destroy all Humans Hoodie "Crypto Face"
Details The earth is easiest to terrorise in comfortable everyday clothes. That's as true for our destructive little hero from Destroy all Humans! as it is for us. So why not jump into this stylish Navy-coloured hoodie? This hoodie...
Destroy all Humans T-Shirt "Cow Crypto"
What do you get when you mix an alien with a cow? This cool t-shirt! This t-shirt is made of 180g/m² strong cotton and has a higher wearing comfort and is more durable than common t-shirts.
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Take one giant step on mankind!
Terrorize the people of 1950's Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest their DNA and bring down the US government in the most brazen action-adventure you've ever played. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic skills or reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer!